JACK: Hey, a big ship! I think i'll
sneak on it.
[cue music: CELINE DION - MY HEART WILL GO ON]
ROSE: Well i must say! I'm a rich girl, i don't like you peasant folk!
JACK: Oh yeah?
[JACK holds ROSES arms from behind and holds them over the ship]
[cue music: CELINE DION - MY HEART WILL GO ON]
ROSE: I love you! I'll pose nude for you to draw me!
JACK: 'kay. can we make love in the car too?
ROSE: you bet!
JACK: I'm king of da world!
[cue music: CELINE DION - MY HEART WILL GO ON]
SEAMAN #1: Duh, dere's a iceberg uh-comin our way!
SEAMAN #2: Let's uh tell 'im to move the ship.
SEAMAN #1: Hey bawss, move the ship! there's an iceberg comin' dis
way!
CAPTAIN: arr..left or right?
SEAMAN #2: Left!
CAPTAIN: Done! phew..avoided disaster.
SEAMAN #2: I mean..your left...
[cue music: CELINE DION - MY HEART WILL GO ON]
ROSE: I love you, jack..
JACK: I love you, rose..
[an iceberg hitting the ship causes a great shaking]
ROSE: Oh no! an iceberg!
JACK: Quick! get on the rescue boat!
SHIP BOARDER: Women and children first..
ROSE: I'll never leave you!
[cue music: CELINE DION - MY HEART WILL GO ON]
[The ship goes down slowly..about 3 hours too slowly]
[ROSE ends up on a small piece of wood]
ROSE: JACK! Where are you?
JACK: over here..in this..cold..water...
ROSE: Oh gosh. here..come up here..we'll love each other forever!
JACK: I'm..sorry..rose...
[JACK sinks]
[cue music: CELINE DION - MY HEART WILL GO ON]
[cue music: CELINE DION - MY HEART WILL GO ON]
[cue music: CELINE DION - MY HEART WILL GO ON]
[cue music: CELINE DION - MY HEART WILL GO ON]
[cue music: CELINE DION - MY HEART WILL GO ON]
[cue music: CELINE DION - MY HEART WILL GO ON]
[cue music: CELINE DION - MY HEART WILL GO ON]
[cue music: CELINE DION - MY HEART WILL GO ON]
[cue music: CELINE DION - MY HEART WILL GO ON]
[cue music: CELINE DION - MY HEART WILL GO ON]
[cue music: CELINE DION - MY HEART WILL GO ON]
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