THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT


[Sometime in 1994]

HEATHER: Okay, let's get some interviews.
SOME GUY: Blah blah blah, then they made one of the kids stand in the corner while they killed the other one
HEATHER: Okay..great

[in the woods]
[the movie frequently cuts, and the only way you can tell where you are is by what the actors say]
HEATHER: okay, we parked the car, and this place is small, so we won't get lost, right?
JOSH: Yeah.
MIKE: Yep.
HEATHER: Okay, let's go!
JOSH: Do you know how to get to this graveyard so we can film it?
HEATHER: I do, really guys i do!  Here it is!
JOSH: oops, I tripped over one of these sacred piles of rocks!
HEATHER: Shit!  Oh well
HEATHER: Eek!  I think I will tape this all just for fun, and then we can look back on this and laugh later.
MIKE: Hey, we're lost, so i threw away the map.
JOSH: fuck!!!
HEATHER: fuck!  fuck fuck fuck!!
HEATHER: what the fuck?  All these twigs are in symbols!  and there are three piles or rocks similar to the 7 we saw at the graveyard, which symbolized the death of those 7 children!
JOSH: hmm..i'm not sure what it's symbolizing
HEATHER: what the fuck is that?? It's shaking our tent! Let's run outside and see what those noises are!!
MIKE: Ahh!  They must be deer.
HEATHER: shit!  what's that stuff on josh's stuff?
JOSH: It's gooey!
HEATHER: Eww..well let's keep walking.
HEATHER: Shit!  Josh is gone!!
MIKE: Oh no!! Maybe he went to the river!!
HEATHER: fuck!! what're we gonna do?!?!
MIKE: I found some extra smokes in my bag!
HEATHER: woohoo!!
HEATHER: It's the next day.  Oh shit!  it's parts of josh i think!!  eww..I better not let mike see this...
HEATHER: it's late at night. I'm sorry i got us into this.  Wahh, wahh, wahh.
MIKE: Is that josh yelling?!?!
HEATHER: I don't know!! Let's run and find him!  What the hell, we're gonna die anyway
MIKE: A house!
HEATHER: Let's go inside!  Hey, bloody fingerprints!  oh my god!!
MIKE: I'm just going down to the basement, do de do de do...agh!
[MIKE's camera falls to the floor]
HEATHER: Mike?!?!
[HEATHER follows downstairs to see mike in the corner and dies]
[the end..i guess]

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